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Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 15:02:10 No.2059 [Reply]

>get off work
>crack open a cold one
>relax
>go back to work the next day
>repeat until death
who knew life could be so simple

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 17:15:49 No.2061

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Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 18:18:25 No.2062

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Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 15:15:49 No.2057 [Reply]

>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TWEET

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 18:08:52 No.2054 [Reply]

>I’m a cis man on estrogen
>Hear me out, ok?
>Since being a young boy I was intensely aware of the fact that women appear more logical and intelligent than men. My male peers were idiot goofballs, throwing fabric and bashing each other with stick. Juxtaposing them were of course the females, who were all so much more creative. Art, architecture, social hierarchy; girls had so much more to do than boys. I was immensely jealous.
>At 12 I began studying sexual dimorphism within humans, learning of testosterone and estrogen. I began to theorize that estrogen is by far a more stable chemical, and any logical male would rid themselves of the stupidity of testosterone.
>At 15 I learned what hrt was. At 17 I begun self medicating with it. I have cured myself of brutish rage, and all that remains is cold, stoic, logic

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 23:38:22 No.2056

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>I will probably get srs because it would shut down the testosterone factory, and that’s just logical. I also plan on some minor ffs because it’s not a good idea to have feminine characteristics and an Adam’s apple.

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 18:03:51 No.2052 [Reply]

>Do you regret trooning?
< Pichu !!2PpUshF9i6c 08/14/24(Wed)10:56:28 No.36897417▶>>36897544 >>36897950 >>36898805
<yes, immensely, every single day. i want a normal life

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 18:05:30 No.2053

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>being trans may have unlocked levels of suffering i never thought possible… but no, i don't regret it one bit.

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 18:00:17 No.2051 [Reply]

>sometimes i feel like i am the only trans girl on earth who has my life together. i have a job, max out my 401k each year, pay for my own apartment (i even have a little NEET creature who lives with me without paying rent bc i like to help out my friends), i can drive, do my taxes, am cute, pass, have a gf, etc. why does this feel so rare? is it just because im a top? is it less a case of "trans girls are useless and fail at life and so just deserve to be pets" and more a case of "*bottoms* are useless and fail at life and so just deserve to be pets", and there's just a lot of overlap there? interested in hearing everyone's opinions

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 17:51:40 No.2049 [Reply]

>WOW A HECKIN TWITTER STATISTICS THREAD
>WOOOOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 17:50:36 No.2048 [Reply]

>This movie was retarded, why the hell was the Queen jealous of Snow White? Shes such a hot mommy and Snow white is ugly as fuck. Story makes no sense

<it's the still the greatest animated movie of all time, the background, the atmosphere and the scenery with the music completely destroys everything else including other disney works.
<This movie is what started animation craze in the world itself and unironically it never got close to this level again

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 17:48:43 No.2047 [Reply]

>How to stop masturbating while taking Adderall?
>I suppose to work but instead I masturbate whole day.
>Seriously need help. Fuck.

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 17:46:52 No.2046 [Reply]

>I don't mean I want to eat a baby, no, but rather I am huge fan of consumerism.
>I just wanna buy stuff, products, bicycle locks, skates, soccer balls, professional Bass fishing equipment, sunglasses, hair products I buy it all. I just love it, I love opening packages, I love packaging them, I just love it so much. I also love using specific product for each purpose and finding new niches.
>I love the dynamic of understanding what a person is based on their purchase history and I rate them based on that, for example my wife is level 7 bicycle lock expert based on the fact that she has 4 bicycle locks, one 4mm chain for beach lock-up, 6mm chain for supermarket lock-up, 14mm wide U-lock for longer stay, for the city she combines that with 10mm chain.
>I myself am level 10 expert in all consumerism related things. I also have worked in retail, packaging and I am now looking to upgrage my current job as a product expert in a large company to a job where I could control new products for EU regulations.
>Biggest crime created by mankind was the new fictional TV show called Superstore which takes place in hypermarket but refuses to highlight products and rather focuses on politics.
>I just wanna have baby to increase my knowledge on products to the levels of insanity. Diapers, Thule Coasters, children's toys, equipment, clothes and do children have the ablity to use specific products.
>I wanna have baby to satisfy this urge

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Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 17:44:53 No.2045 [Reply]

>>78488501
>>be me
>>have crush on a girl since primary school and all the way through high school
>>she knows it
>>finish school
>>go to uni
>>lose contact
>>after one year of uni she texts me
>>start texting everyday
>>something happens in my life and don't have the mood to text her
>>silent for a week
>>think to myself "I won't text her to see if she's interested"
>>2 weeks
>>ffw 5 weeks and still nothing
>>loneliness starts to hit me
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