No.2046
>I don't mean I want to eat a baby, no, but rather I am huge fan of consumerism.
>I just wanna buy stuff, products, bicycle locks, skates, soccer balls, professional Bass fishing equipment, sunglasses, hair products I buy it all. I just love it, I love opening packages, I love packaging them, I just love it so much. I also love using specific product for each purpose and finding new niches.
>I love the dynamic of understanding what a person is based on their purchase history and I rate them based on that, for example my wife is level 7 bicycle lock expert based on the fact that she has 4 bicycle locks, one 4mm chain for beach lock-up, 6mm chain for supermarket lock-up, 14mm wide U-lock for longer stay, for the city she combines that with 10mm chain.
>I myself am level 10 expert in all consumerism related things. I also have worked in retail, packaging and I am now looking to upgrage my current job as a product expert in a large company to a job where I could control new products for EU regulations.
>Biggest crime created by mankind was the new fictional TV show called Superstore which takes place in hypermarket but refuses to highlight products and rather focuses on politics.
>I just wanna have baby to increase my knowledge on products to the levels of insanity. Diapers, Thule Coasters, children's toys, equipment, clothes and do children have the ablity to use specific products.
>I wanna have baby to satisfy this urge